The marketing team of many a company plays on the fact that not all guys are born equal, most of the time they come up a little shorter than they might want to in the dick department. Even if they’re average, they come up wanting more. So, all sorts of pills and pumps were invented to make guys think that they can make their junk bigger if they use them. The real question is: Does it work? Well, it sort of depends. Luckily for you we’re here to root through the ads for the crap products and give you an idea of what you should do if you want a bigger dick.
This was one of the first options that came out on the market. It’s essentially a big cylinder that you stick your dick in. Then there’s a suction seal and you start pumping a handle that creates a vacuum. That’s right…your dick…inside of a vacuum. It’s just as terrible as it sounds. Yes, you will look bigger, but you have to clamp a ring around the base of your guy to keep the blood from escaping back into the body. For about 20-30 minutes you can boast that you got another inch. Oh, and that you might also have tissue damage, a side effect of the pump.
While you’re hitting the gym you may as well have your dick follow suit, right? Not really. The penis isn’t a muscle at all. It’s actually sort of like a sponge. When it’s being it’s spongy self you’re soft and floppy. But getting horny makes all of the blood rush down to your second head. The spongy peen soaks up that blood and holds it there, making it hard. When you use weights you may gain up to a half of an inch flaccid, but that’s using the weight for eight hours a day for months. You could rip something (skin or veins) and it might not even show once you’re hard. Let’s face it, guys, ladies aren’t in it for the soft serve.
Pills, Ointments, Creams, Etc.
None of them work. Like, not even a little bit. It’s like taking your mom or girlfriend’s lotion and slathering it on your crotch. You’ll smell pretty, have softer skin, and be the same size. Pills are even worse since they don’t make you smell pretty or get softer dick skin.
It always seems to come back to losing weight for solving problems. The truth of the matter is that you can’t really grow anymore downstairs. You’ve got what you’ve got. But if you want to LOOK bigger, then you definitely can. Having any sort of weight around your midsection is going to make your dick look smaller. Hit the gym a few times a week or take up running to burn fat. That will make your stomach shrink and your F.U.P.A (or fat upper penis area) disappear. After that you’ll have the same equipment, but it will look way better.