Everyone in the world seems to love some sort of an animal. Some people have cats, others dogs, and some just have stupid fish. Whatever the case may be for them, it doesn’t always apply to you. A smoking hot woman can have you over that night but if her yappy little Pomeranian doesn’t like you you could be getting cock blocked. But don’t let an animal get in the way of your boning destiny. Take matters into your own hands and find a way to put up with her pets.
It’s a low blow, but bribing the animal is the easiest way to get it to stop being annoying. When you come over, bring a treat. Dogs, cats, birds, and any other living animal need to eat in general, but when you give it something special it will start associating that awesome treat with you. You are the treat bringer, all will worship. Just make sure that you aren’t constantly supplying it. If you do give it the treat the whole time during your visit the animal is just going to bother you for more. Say hi, give attention, feed treat, and then continue on with your evening.
Ignoring the animal might put a little bit of a damper on your relationship. When you enter her house just walk right by the thing. It will probably bother you for a few minutes but generally animals have short attention spans and lose interest pretty quickly. Unless this thing seriously hates you then you’ll be fine keeping your businesses separate.
Your girlfriend might not like the idea of you training her dog, but if she’s even a little bit open to it then go ahead. It’s not the easiest way, but if you’re trying to make this work in the long run it’s the best. Assert your dominance over the animal by making yourself larger and using a commanding voice. Most people say you’ve got to have the pack leader energy about you, but that only works on dogs. Birds, cats, and rodents will react best if you train it (with little treats) to have good habits. Just like with kids you reward them for the good things that you like and take the rewards away for the crap they pull. Also just like children you should never hit them. Striking an animal in any way makes them fear you. Then they’ll be unlikely to develop a relationship with you and your lady will be unhappy. That’s defeating the whole purpose.
If You Really Can’t Handle It
…then just avoid the damned thing. Seriously, sometimes animals and people don’t get along. If that’s the case don’t force anything. Just take her out more, go to your place, or put the thing away when you come over. It’s not the ideal situation at all, but it’s a hell of a lot better than trying to get it on while this little beast is attempting to bite of your nut sack for touching it’s human.